Help -- Mad-Nan is here

Ohhhhhhh she's deaf, daft and downright dizzy.

But she's so much fun.

Stay, stay, stay .... Mummy is nicer when you're here.

(Please try to learn the proper words to the songs tho'.)

Dis-custards of Tunbridge Wells

So ... at the weekend Mummy donned a pink wig and took to the streets to give out flyers for the MILE FOR MAUDE walk. Hmm. Talk about the dis-custards (that's our Delilah-term for them) of TW. People looked us like we were scum. Most disheartening. We don't give up easily though. More success in the park ... and people have been calling us to say they will join in. 300 babies die every year in the UK from cot death ... we can take humiliation if our efforts raise awareness.

Stand up for your rights

So I am currently freaking out The Parents because I just want to stand up on my own! I'm finding it great to pull myself up using a big toy abacus and the side of my cot. Yes, yes, yes I know I'm too young yet etcetcetc and that I really should master crawling first

... but hey I'm a busy lady ... places to go, people to see ...

Got my Mamma all to myself

Zippedeedoodah.

My Mummy has put the career on hold and put me first. Quite sure she'll break the SAHM mold! We're going to have soooooo much fun together. Hats, afternoon tea and lots of chats ... happy days.

Granny-time

One has gone to Egypt. T'other is visiting from Doncaster. Tis nice to have someone around to help Mummy ...

Baby-Gangsta!

Its Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiday ... and with that comes the soundtrack for the weekend. Now I'm a bit of a BeeGees fan (How deep is your love?) but only R Kelly's IGNITION can truly put you in that POETS mood ...

"Its the freakin' weekend baby I'm about to have me some fun ..."

A lady who lunches

Met up with my pals Isabella, Freddie, Tabitha, Charlie, Ben and Christian. Honestly why don't the parents just leave us to yabber on our own. Still a good time was had by all and I got to wear a rather splendid hat.

Life's a giggle

Yup, these big eejits think it's hillarious to try to get me to giggle. Ok, I know I sound cute but do they really need to sing, pull faces, act kooky and tickle me all the time. Sigh. It's so tiring being so adored.

Just had my first ear infection which was most unpleasant. Kept Daddy awake 4 nights in a row (Mummy had taken her guilt-ridden self off to a spa for some me-time to lose her baby-bulges ... I hear they're not 'lost' as yet but definitely starting to vacate.)

Best go -- the big ones are looking for a smile-fix ... again!